Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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