Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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