Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
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She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
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Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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