Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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