do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
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your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
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I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
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