So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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