Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
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