The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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