He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
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Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
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He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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