you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
Randomize
