There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
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We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
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I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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