Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
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I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
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So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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