we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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