Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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