that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
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You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
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You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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