i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Do you still have your period?
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
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I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
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Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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