I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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