check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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