after a month anything with tits is on the radar
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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