I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
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Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
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Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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