people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
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You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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