just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
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Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
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You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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