i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
Randomize
