Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
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I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
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having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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