You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
Randomize