And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
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