maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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