I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
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I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
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My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.