Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
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i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
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I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.