the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
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She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
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How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
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