I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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