i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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