Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
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i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
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We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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