My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
Randomize
