We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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