He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
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i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
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I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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