69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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