Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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