i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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