I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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