I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
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I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
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I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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