I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
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All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
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He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
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