Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
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IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
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I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
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