i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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