On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
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