One girl and one boy is just not enough.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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