Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
Randomize
