Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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