When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
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Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
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SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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