take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
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The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
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All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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