like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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