I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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