You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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