shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
that's an acceptable place to lick
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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