All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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