so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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